What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 23:48

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.